January 2012
2 posts
i hate you
nakakainis ka. sobra. ako na lang kasiiii.
2011 is over. Inbox me something you've always...
December 2011
7 posts
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Midnight Wander(Boy).: awarewolves: This is what... →
awarewolves:
This is what I’ve learned about people: they have always been meant to be strangers.
And this, right now, is something I have never learned just yet. Yet I know, someday, I finally will.
We are all meant to be strangers with one another. We are all meant to acquaint…
November 2011
1 post
Pag gantong oras,
Gising pa ang magaganda. Tignan mo ko, gising na gising pa.
October 2011
2 posts
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'Alam mo kung bakit ayaw nung karpinterong...
Kasi sinabihan sya nung pari na kapag nagsimba siya, PAGPAPALAIN sya. E 6 days na syang nagpapala sa trabaho, pati ba naman daw sa simbahan, yun pa rin gagawin nya?’
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MMK
Medyo mashorgal shorgal narin aketchiwa was post ditembang sa Nyomblr. At dahil wa atashi jexena today dahil sa bagyong Queil, more writesung writesung nalang muna akeki. Kaya ngayens, i pupush my luck ko muna ang liham ko kay Madam Charo. Itey ay bilang pasasalamat para sa kanilang 20 years janiversary special buko pie. Narito ang aking liham:
Dear Charo,
Itago niyo nalang po ako sa pangalang...
September 2011
2 posts
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Meet IGLOT! Ang baklang Angry Bird!
Wahaha! Hindi ko kinaya ang make-up ni bakla!
July 2011
9 posts
Napakaraming gwapo dito sa amin,
Ngunit bakit tila walang natira? GUMAGANDA SILA. :))
happykevin asked: lol whats with the "i respect men :))" daming beses kita nakita kanina a :))
Nakakairita lang yung mga babae na pangit na nga, pangit pa ang ugali.Kung trabaho lang ang pagiging maganda, I’M SURE UNEMPLOYED PARIN SYA.
Anonymous asked: Kuya, di ba you stayed in Fifth back when you were in college? HOW COME I COULD NOT FIND YOU IN ANY OF THE PICTURES POSTED NEAR THE AQUARIUMS ON THE FIRST FLOOR
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So, may conversation kami with my friends.
And we’re talking about dictionaries and thesaurus. Tapos dumating yung isa kong friend. Sabi niya, “Thesaurus? Di ba dinosaur yun?”
And my face literally went to
Seryoso siya. :(
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June 2011
24 posts
Akala mo cool ang maraming karelasyon?
Sige, ikaw na ang nakatrenta, kwarenta, sitenta. Pero ang di mo alam, habang padami sila ng padami, PADUMI KA NG PADUMI :)
Paa (TMI post)
CHARACTERS:
Mudra (Mother) - Late 50’s. Tamad labhan ang brief ko. Ginagawang kakulay ng MMDA ang loob ng aming bahay.
Chai - Late 20’s. Babaeng bakla. Ayaw sumunod sa dress code ng kumpanya. Accent kung accent ang labanan ni ate.
Other friends - Nagrerange sa 20-30. May bakla. May babae. Mga tambay ng 7-11. Mahilig sa free coffee.
JP - Well, sino pa ba kundi ako na ubod ng...
Anonymous asked: view ka naman po ng ibang blogs!
Anonymous asked: nagfafollowback ka ba idol??
Anonymous asked: top5 favorite blogs mo idol??
astrange asked: Dear Bakla,
It seems like so that people don't follow your format anymore. This isn't a question but merely just a message of appreciation. You are one of those people where I would have liked to meet in person, however this was not possible. Soon enough I will be going back to Australia, and yeah well. It sucks. Continue being ridiculously humorous and witty, it is the reason why...
It seems like so that people don't follow your format anymore. This isn't a question but merely just a message of appreciation. You are one of those people where I would have liked to meet in person, however this was not possible. Soon enough I will be going back to Australia, and yeah well. It sucks. Continue being ridiculously humorous and witty, it is the reason why...
Anonymous asked: CHECK BLOGS PO IDOL PLEASE? :(
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Jake: I can speak korean a lil bit~
Me: Like what?
Jake: Ewankowseyo~
Me: I can do turkish :)
Jake: Ows?
Me: Yeah, klu-klu-klu-klu-klu-klu-klu-klu
Daddy is sleeping in heaven for 17 years already. Wondering when will he wake up so he can hear me say “HAPPY FATHERS DAY” to him? :(
I have 2 pogi gay friends in the office.
Tapos yung attention, laging nasa kanila like
“OMG! Sayang, ang gwapo niyo naman. Bakit kayo bading?”
And I was just there sitting with them like
But deep inside, I’m like
Pangeeet ba koooo? :(
middlefingerismyweapon asked: Hello! Haha. San ka nanggaling kuya at nawala ka? Namiss kita sa dash ko. Haha.
sweetestdownfall- asked: Hi im MaryJoy i followed you long time agoo :"> i really like your blog. i wish we could be friends or we can chats.. Keep safe<3
It's so unfair.
Kapag sa mga raffle draw, hindi nabubunot pangalan ko. Samantalang tuwing recitation, papel ko lagi ang nabubunot. Sheeeet. Unfair :p
I always find this weird:
Willie: Oh sige, ipakilala mo na sa amin ang iyong nanay. Contestant: Ipinakikilala ko po sa inyo ang PINAKAMAGANDA kong nanay, si nanay keme!
Yung totoo ‘teh? Ilan ba ang nanay mong hitad ka? Kailangan talaga superlative eklavou ang adjective? Pinakamaganda? Pinakamaganda? Tatlo nanay mo ‘teh? Tatlo?
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So kelangan talaga co-worker ko si happykevin? :p
I RESPECT MEN
My new blog title, bitch :) Lelz
May 2011
13 posts
ironicgetaway asked: Namiss ko po kayo! :) Bakit bihira ka na lang mag-post?
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Magiging okay ang lahat kapag nilagyan mo ng "LOL"...
Ex.
Break na tayo, LOL!
It’s not you, it’s me! LOL!
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m pregnant, LOL!
Daddy, I failed college. LOL!
Honey! Wala tayong bigas! LOL
Daddy, I know you hate gays. BTW, I’m gay! LOL
Friend, nagsex kami ng boyfriend mo. LOL!