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Medyo mashorgal shorgal narin aketchiwa was post ditembang sa Nyomblr. At dahil wa atashi jexena today dahil sa bagyong Queil, more writesung writesung nalang muna akeki. Kaya ngayens, i pupush my luck ko muna ang liham ko kay Madam Charo. Itey ay bilang pasasalamat para sa kanilang 20 years janiversary special buko pie. Narito ang aking liham:

Dear Charo,

Itago niyo nalang po ako sa pangalang JP. JP Curtis-Smith. Yes Ma’am Charo, isa akong Curtis-Smith at maganda ako. Syempre ma’am Charo, sasabihin kong maganda ako dahil kailangan yan as reference sa gaganap na artista ‘no. Ayoko namang si Melai ang gumanap bilang ako at baka bigla ko nalang pasabugin ang buong ABS sa gulat ko.

So, moving on sa kagandahan ko Ma’am Charo, gusto ko lamang ho ikwento na nagkaroon kami ng samaan ng loob ng aking ina. Paano ho ba naman kasi, sinabi ko lang naman sa kanya na pakihinaan ang radyo, nagalit siya bigla at sinabing “Wag mo sabihing radyo! Ang sabihin mo, ENERGY!”. Hindi ko naman alam na isa pala siyang fan ng isang chipipay na radio station. Hindi lang yan Ma’am Charo, galit na galit siyang umuwi sa aming mansion pagkatapos kong sabihin nagluto ako ng turbo chicken. Paano daw namin makakain yun kung hahabulin pa namin. At doon po nagsimula na magtanim ng galit ang aking mudra. Ambabaw ‘no? Pero apparently, hindi talaga yan ang pakay ng aking liham. Gusto lang sayangin ang oras mo sa walang kakwenta kwenta bagay.

Well, Ma’am Charo, itutuloy ko na sana ang aking kwento kaya lang naisara ko na ang envelope eh. Next time nalang ulit.

Nagmamahal,

Dearbakla

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